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Apple Shareholders Resoundingly Reject Proposal to Ditch the Company’s ‘Inclusion and Diversity’ Policies; Trump Responds With His Usual Equanimity
Yours Truly With Rene Ritchie Talking About the iPhone 16e
The advantage to having me on Rene’s show, rather than vice versa, is that he’ll push us through talking about a new iPhone model in 30 minutes. If I were hosting it’d be two hours. But the first hour would be about the whole James Bond film rights thing.
The Talk Show: ‘Nothing Is Possible’
Special guest: Paul Kafasis. Special topics: Siri/Super Bowl nonsense, “Gulf of Mexico/America” nonsense, the iPhone 16e gets announced, and a veritable Bond villain buys the rights to the James Bond movie franchise.
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Mission Accomplished: Trump Likes Apple’s Plan, Especially the Part About Mexico That I Don’t Think Was Real
Apple Announces Plan to Spend More Than $500 Billion in the U.S. Over the Next Four Years (Which Is Probably Exactly What They’ve Been Planning to Do)
HP Added a 15-Minute Waiting Time for Telephone Support Calls
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Linus Sebastian’s Thoughts After Switching to an iPhone for 30 Days
daringfireball.net/linked/2025/02/23/linus-sebastian-switch-to-iphone
Going Deep on ‘Deep’
washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/02/18/deep-peak-deep-deepseek-ai-tech-chatgpt-naming/
‘Ready’ Is the New ‘Approved’
The 40th Anniversary of ProVUE at Macworld Expo
forum.provue.com/t/celebrating-the-40th-anniversary-of-provue-at-macworld-expo/6871
★ Apple Pulls Advanced Data Protection From the UK, in Defiance of UK Demand for Global Backdoor
Yankees Loosen The Boss’s Facial Hair Policy
Barbara Broccoli on Amazon, in Private: ‘These People Are Fucking Idiots’
Leaked Image of the First Post-Humane-Acquisition Product From HP’s Printer Division
Didn’t take them long to start having an impact inside HP.
(Direct link to image, for those who can’t or don’t want to see the original on X.)
Amazon MGM Studios Takes Creative Control Over James Bond Franchise
variety.com/2025/film/global/james-bond-amazon-mgm-gain-creative-control-1236313930/
★ Thoughts and Observations on Today’s iPhone 16e Announcement
‘Oh, the Humane-ity’
MG Siegler:
A regular person might read that headline and think, “wow, a startup sold for nine-figures — impressive.” Of course, it’s not impressive in this case. It’s a fire sale for a company that has been under duress for months after their product, the Ai Pin, failed to catch fire in the market. Actually, that’s not technically true. There was a literal risk of fire when charging the device, which led to a recall. And so you’ll forgive me for sort of re-using a headline here — but this situation is much more akin to the Hindenburg disaster from which the phrase originates.
When ‘FAQ’ Stands for ‘Fucking Angry Questions’
support.humane.com/hc/en-us/articles/34243204841997-Ai-Pin-Consumers-FAQ
We Found the Sucker Willing to Buy Humane, and as Promised, I’m Going to Be Insufferable, Because of Course It Was HP
MapQuest’s ‘Name Your Own Gulf’
I cracked wise in a footnote yesterday about MapQuest still being around, but it turns out they’re not only still around, and they’re not only still labelling the Gulf of Mexico by its world-recognized not-stupid name, but they’ve actually built an entire website that perfectly jibes with my closing argument — to wit, that this whole thing is objectively hilarious and that mockery is our best tool to subvert a kakistocracy. Bravo.

Link: gulfof.mapquest.com/
★ Golfo del Gringo Loco
‘The Hardest Working Font in Manhattan’
Extraordinary illustrated essay by Marcin Wichary, documenting a typeface — and its long, fascinating, splintered history — that exemplifies the difference between beautiful and pretty. The beauty in Gorton isn’t just in its plainness and hardworking mechanical roots — it’s in the history of the 20th century itself. Gorton became such a part of the world that the bygone world of the previous century imbues how this font makes me feel.
Do yourself a favor and read this one in a comfortable chair, with a tasty slow-sipping beverage, on a screen bigger than a phone. Everything about this piece is exemplary and astounding — the writing, the photography, the depths of research. But most of all, Wichary’s clear passion and appreciation. It’s a love letter.
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The Best ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sketches, According to the People Who Made Them
theringer.com/2025/02/13/tv/best-snl-sketches-cast-member-favorites
Alan Siegel at The Ringer:
Ahead of ‘SNL50,’ we asked Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, Bill Hader, and more to tell us which of their sketches they hold closest to their hearts. [...]
There’s no magic formula, but the most transcendent sketches — the ones we reference and quote, even years later — often share two traits. Just ask Seth Meyers, the show’s head writer and “Weekend Update” anchor for a decade. “A lot of great SNL sketches are both obvious and unexpected,” he says. “You have to combine the two to make it rise above what, you know, could be a very good sketch.”
Fun read with some great video clips. Really looking forward to the SNL50 special tonight.
Link: theringer.com/2025/02/13/tv/best-snl-sketches-cast-member…
Gurman: ‘Apple’s Long-Promised AI Overhaul for Siri Runs Into Bugs, Possible Delays’
Mark Gurman, reporting for Bloomberg:
Apple Inc.’s long-promised overhaul for the Siri digital assistant is facing engineering problems and software bugs, threatening to postpone or limit its release, according to people with knowledge of the matter.
Shocker.
Apple Research Paper Documents Anthropomorphic, Emotionally Expressive Robot Lamp, à la Pixar’s Luxo
machinelearning.apple.com/research/elegnt-expressive-functional-movement
Martin Pilkington, Longtime Stalwart of the Mac and Apple Developer Community, Dies From Cancer
Sad news, posted to his Mastodon account:
Martin passed away yesterday, peacefully in his sleep. He was a true fighter until the bitter end but he is now pain free and at peace.
He’d been remarkably open about his battle against cancer, including the fact that he knew the end was near.
I linked to his software and writing several times over the years. He was a Mac developer’s Mac developer, with an eye for details, and his own work was infused with fine craftsmanship. His “Xcode 4: The Super Mega Awesome Review” back in 2011 was a genuine work of art and service to the community (linked with brief commentary), and he rightfully skewered Apple’s Catalyst Mac port of the Developer app in 2020 (linked with significant commentary).
Rest in peace, and my best and warmest thoughts to his friends and family.