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Trump’s BLS Pick E.J. Antoni Is — Shocker — a Crackpot Hack
Threads Now Has DMs, But They’re Not Encrypted and, Contrary to Reports, Not Yet Available on the Web
theverge.com/news/695743/threads-dms-direct-messaging-launch
Keep Calm and Delete Your Old Emails to Conserve Water
Woz: ‘I Am the Happiest Person Ever’
Bloomberg: ‘Trump Administration Said to Discuss Taking Stake in Intel’
Nice Pitch From Dieter Bohn for the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7
Dieter Bohn left The Verge to work for Google on their “Platforms & Ecosystems” team. He hasn’t had much of a visible presence since, or least not one that I’ve noticed. But this 90-second video he made showing off the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 is nice. It’s a better pitch for the device than anything I’ve seen from Samsung itself, and it’s a good pitch for Google Gemini too.
The Wall Street Journal Marches Toward Pravda With American Characteristics
★ Apple Issues a Workaround for the Blood Oxygen Sensor Ban for U.S. Apple Watches
The Annals of Oligarchy, Defense Department Edition
reuters.com/world/us/how-unraveling-two-pentagon-projects-may-result-costly-do-over-2025-08-13/
Perplexity Is on the Prowl to Buy Web Browsers
theinformation.com/articles/wild-chrome-bid-perplexity-hunting-browsers
★ Max Read’s ‘A Literary History of Fake Texts in Apple’s Marketing Materials’
Updated Design for Pebble Time 2 Watch
Cassette 1.0
Perplexity Made an Offer to Buy TikTok — Well, Half of TikTok — Back in January
apnews.com/article/tiktok-bytedance-trump-perplexity-87988733973760927bb5681f7de9b9af
Haleluya Hadero and Christopher Rugaber, reporting for the AP back on January 26, six days into Trump 2.0:
Perplexity AI has presented a new proposal to TikTok’s parent company that would allow the U.S. government to own up to 50% of a new entity that merges Perplexity with TikTok’s U.S. business, according to a person familiar with the matter. The proposal, submitted last week, is a revision of a prior plan the artificial intelligence startup had presented to TikTok’s parent ByteDance on Jan. 18, a day before the law that bans TikTok went into effect.
They should have added a similar provision to their Chrome offer sheet today. Give 25% to the US Treasury and another 25% to Trump’s future presidential “library”.
Perplexity Jumps the Shark, Makes Clownish $34.5 Billion Stunt Offer to Buy Chrome From Google
wsj.com/tech/perplexity-ai-google-chrome-offer-5ddb7a22?st=r5gGet&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
‘The Quid Pro Quo Arrangement Is Unprecedented’
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‘Unusual Agreements’
Mad King Watch, Intel Edition
The president of the United States, on his blog three days ago:
The CEO of INTEL is highly CONFLICTED and must resign, immediately. There is no other solution to this problem. Thank you for your attention to this problem!
The president of the United States, on his blog today:
I met with Mr. Lip-Bu Tan, of Intel, along with Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick, and Secretary of the Treasury, Scott Bessent. The meeting was a very interesting one. His success and rise is an amazing story. Mr. Tan and my Cabinet members are going to spend time together, and bring suggestions to me during the next week. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Sane, steady, predictable leadership.
Link: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114987288040725570
Trump Extends China Tariff Deadline by 90 Days, Again
cnbc.com/2025/08/11/trump-china-tariffs-deadline-extended.html
CNBC:
President Donald Trump on Monday delayed high U.S. tariffs on Chinese goods from snapping back into place for another 90 days, a White House official told CNBC. [...]
Monday’s extension is the latest example of how Trump’s on-again, off-again tariffs have shifted with little prior notice, a dynamic that has made U.S. trade policy unpredictable for many businesses.
TACO Tuesday, but on a Monday. What a country! America really is great again.
Bonus question for the CNBC copy desk: how much water is the word many carrying in that closing sentence?
Link: cnbc.com/2025/08/11/trump-china-tariffs-deadline-extended…
★ OpenAI Brings Back Legacy ChatGPT 4o Model in Response to Outcry From Users Who Find GPT-5 Emotionally Unsatisfying
WorkOS: Simplify MCP Authorization
My thanks to WorkOS for sponsoring DF last week. With WorkOS you can start selling to enterprises with just a few lines of code. It provides a complete User Management solution along with SSO, SCIM, and FGA. The APIs are modular and easy-to-use, allowing integrations to be completed in minutes instead of months. WorkOS simplifies MCP authorization with a single API built on five OAuth standards.
Today, some of the fastest growing startups are already powered by WorkOS, including Perplexity, Vercel, and Webflow.
For SaaS apps that care deeply about design and user experience, WorkOS is the perfect fit. From high-quality documentation to self-serve onboarding for your customers, it removes all the unnecessary complexity for your engineering team.
Link: workos.com/blog/mcp-authorization-in-5-easy-oauth-specs?utm…
AOL Pulls the Plug on Dial-Up Service
★ Gold, Frankincense, and Silicon
OpenAI: ‘Introducing gpt-oss’
Anthropic Releases Claude Opus 4.1
Lawsuit Alleges That Meta Pirated and Seeded Massive Amounts of Porno for Years to Train AI
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/07/meta-pirated-and-seeded-porn-for-years-to-train-ai-lawsuit-says/
Google Dunks on Apple Intelligence in New Pixel 10 Ad
theverge.com/news/718191/google-apple-intelligence-dunk-pixel-10-ad
Tom Warren:
In a new Pixel 10 ad, Google dunks on Apple’s failed promise of Siri AI improvements, with a narrator that suggests you could “just change your phone” if you bought “a new phone because of a feature that’s coming soon, but it’s been coming soon for a full year.”
The 30-second spot appeared on YouTube and X today, teasing the launch of Google’s new Pixel 10 devices on August 20th.
The whole Siri/Apple Intelligence thing has been an enormous self-inflicted embarrassment, but when it comes to Pixel phones, all I can think of is that Mad Men “I don’t think about you at all” GIF.
Link: theverge.com/news/718191/google-apple-intelligence-dunk…