David Pogue, at Pogue’s Posts:
Amazon’s “50+ things to try” list mentions that Alexa can “find a home maintenance professional.” So I tried it.
ME: I need a septic-system repair.
ALEXA: That service isn’t currently supported. I can help with plumbing services instead.
ME: Okay, fine. Plumbing services.
ALEXA: What’s your plumbing issue?
ME: I have untreated sewage pouring out of my kitchen faucet.
ALEXA: Is this urgent?
Uh … what do YOU think, dumbass? But OK:
ME: Yes.
ALEXA: When do you need it by?
Displays four responses: ASAP, Within a week, Further out, and I haven’t decided yet.
ME: ASAP.
ALEXA: I’m Alexa, not Shaq.
This could only have been funnier if Alexa had responded “The Aristocrats!”
(Which great film, is, in fact, available to stream on Amazon Prime.)
Link: pogueman.substack.com/p/alexa-is-a-buggy-embarrassment
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