Israel says it's killed an Iranian naval commander
Daring Fireball
• John Gruber
Jennifer Daniel on the New ‘Distorted Face’ Emoji
Jennifer Daniel, on her “Did Someone Say Emoji?” blog:
First came Melting Face 🫠, our collective surrender to the liquid state.
Then Dotted Line Face 🫥, the visual representation of sublimation: turning from a solid into a gas just to escape a conversation.
Now, we have Distorted Face (U+1FAEA), a moment defined by tension: where you aren’t just feeling an emotion — you are being physically altered by it.
I’ll live, but it feels a tad spiteful that Apple only adds new emoji to the current-year OS updates. So this year’s 8 new emoji are in MacOS 26.4, but not MacOS 15.7.5, despite both being released this week.
Link: jenniferdaniel.substack.com/p/new-emoji-distorted-face
datasette-llm 0.1a2
Release: datasette-llm 0.1a2
actoris now available to thellm_prompt_contextplugin hook. #2
A comparison of different sorting algorithms (bubble,...
A comparison of different sorting algorithms (bubble, merge, heap, timsort). You can run them one at a time or race all seven.
Daring Fireball
• John Gruber
The Yankees Almost Signed Another P.E.D. Cheater
Daring Fireball
• John Gruber
The New York Yankees Have the Best Record in Baseball
mlb.com/yankees/news/max-fried-yankees-shut-out-giants-on-opening-night-2026
Nice 7-0 win last night over the San Francisco Giants.
The game was on Netflix, and it was the worst baseball broadcast I can recall watching in the HD era. The picture quality was just awful, with embarrassing dynamic ad injection. Yes, there was haze, but it’s not like crappy weather in San Francisco is a surprise. The game had the first Automated Ball-Strike (ABS) challenge in MLB history, but the broadcast missed it while it happened. And Netflix’s scorebug is without question the worst I’ve ever seen — as one guy on Reddit quipped, it was somehow “too big and too small at the same time”. I’d have to stand within arm’s reach of my TV to read those player names.
If this is the level of attention Netflix is going to pay to sports broadcasts, they should stick to bumfights.
Link: mlb.com/yankees/news/max-fried-yankees-shut-out-giants-on…
Daring Fireball
• John Gruber
Mr. Macintosh Explains Another Way to Block the Software Update Prompts for MacOS 26 Tahoe
Last month I posted an item (linking to a post from Rob Griffiths) explaining how to hide the prompts in System Settings to upgrade to MacOS 26 Tahoe. The technique I posted involved hand-editing a device management profile.
This video from Mr. Macintosh shows how to do the same thing, but using the free iMazing Profile Editor to create the device profile instead of hand-editing the XML Property List. If you were spooked or put off by the original technique, but want to stay on MacOS 15 Sequoia and hide all the prompts related to Tahoe, watch this video.
MacOS 15.7.5 Sequoia came out this week alongside Tahoe 26.4, and it was delightful only to see the update notice for 15.7.5 in System Settings.
Meta and Google found negligent in social media addiction trial
Stephen Colbert is co-writing a Lord of the Rings movie...
Stephen Colbert is co-writing a Lord of the Rings movie. “The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past is set 14 years after the passing of Frodo. Sam, Merry and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure…”
Centimeter Wavelengths
datasette-files-s3 0.1a1
Release: datasette-files-s3 0.1a1
A backend for datasette-files that adds the ability to store and retrieve files using an S3 bucket. This release added a mechanism for fetching S3 configuration periodically from a URL, which means we can use time limited IAM credentials that are restricted to a prefix within a bucket.
Thoughts on slowing the fuck down
datasette-llm 0.1a1
Daring Fireball
• John Gruber
‘A List of Chain Restaurants Whose Names Contain Unusual Structures’
onefoottsunami.com/2026/03/18/a-list-of-chain-restaurants-whose-names-contain-unusual-structures/
Daring Fireball
• John Gruber
Improved Analytics in App Store Connect
The Windows Laptop Problem
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LiteLLM Hack: Were You One of the 47,000?
LiteLLM Hack: Were You One of the 47,000?
Daniel Hnyk used the BigQuery PyPI dataset to determine how many downloads there were of the exploited LiteLLM packages during the 46 minute period they were live on PyPI.They also identified 2,337 packages that depended on LiteLLM - 88% of which did not pin versions in a way that would have avoided the exploited version.
Via @hnykda
Tags: packaging, pypi, python, security, supply-chain
Iran ridicules - then rejects - US peace plan
Poorly Drawn Lines
• Reza