Apple’s success with services is no more a distraction from their core business than their success with their own chain of retail stores has been.
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Bloomberg Fires One of the Two Reporters Whose Byline Was on Embargo-Breaking Gershkovich-Release Story
When reporting massacres, imho we should cite the number of people who were shot. It measures of how much violence there was, and how excessive the gun tech used. Many who were injured but not killed have their lives ruined. Their suffering can go for decades.
If you want to keep up on political news, esp at a time when so much is happening so quickly, the best resource I have at this time is the politics tab on news.scripting.com. Here's a screen shot.
Actual Headline in The New York Times: ‘R.F.K. Jr. Admits He Left a Dead Bear in Central Park’
nytimes.com/2024/08/04/us/politics/robert-f-kennedy-jr-bear-central-park.html
I knew RFK Jr. was nuts but I had no idea this nuts. You really ought to watch Kennedy’s own video, which, I swear, costars Roseanne Barr. That’s his side of the story, for chrissake. Jiminy.
But. This whole thing — to wit, that it was this shithead RFK Jr. who did this a decade ago, and that it’s coming out 93 days before an election in which he’s a possible Nader-esque siphon-off-some-votes-from-the-fellow-nutjobs spoiler — might be the funniest story ever.
JD Vance is a punchline, illustrated
I asked ChatGPT to illustrate this idea: "JD Vance is a punchline."
"JD Vance is a punchline."It's time to create our own media, again
Kitten trashes suite
Every time I solve a Wordle puzzle, I'm allowed to switch over to ChatGPT and narrate a new scene for the Wordle Kitty. Here's today's installment.
The cute and adorable Wordle Kitty, Democratic VP candidate, got tired of waiting for the Republican, so she took a few of the reporters with her back to the presidential suite at the Plaza Hotel on 5th Ave and had a drunken night of debauchery with the reporters and totally trashed the place. The next morning the story appeared in The NY Times. Headline read “Adorable kitten trashes suite."
What remains of the Presidential Suite at the Plaza Hotel.Apple Q3 2024 Results
sixcolors.com/post/2024/08/apple-results-quarterly-record-all-time-high-in-services/
Jason Snell, at Six Colors on Thursday:
On Thursday, Apple announced results for its financial third quarter. Total company revenue was $85.8 billion, a record for its fiscal third quarter, which is traditionally the company’s quietest quarter. Services revenue reached an all-time revenue high of $24.2 billion.
iPhone revenue was down 1%, iPad revenue spiked 24% after major new product releases, and Mac revenue ticked up 2%.
Check out our transcript of Apple’s quarterly conference call with analysts and our video recap of the results.
The Kitty at the Carnegie
Wordle Kitty is rumored to be the VP choice for the Dems. She is at the Carnegie Deli in NYC to meet the Republican VP candidate, to talk about a debate, but the Repub is a no-show! Weird. Meanwhile the press is having fun asking her embarrassing questions about a cat in the White House. They want to know if the WH has a litter box. What if she gets pregnant? Stuff like that.
Such a big sandwich for such a cute kitty! 😄
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Saw a video where Elon Musk talks about climate change, no snark, didn't call it a hoax, was intelligent and serious. Also heard that he's backing Trump for president, who says it's a hoax and one of his major campaign promises is to "drill baby drill." Maybe they could discuss this because there seems to be a disagreement here.
Bloomberg Broke an Embargo and Put Evan Gershkovich’s Release at Risk Just to Claim a Scoop
nymag.com/intelligencer/article/bloombergs-risky-embargo-breaking-evan-gershkovich-scoop.html
I was trying to find Tony Kahn on the web for a friend doing a documentary on the origins of podcasting, and came up empty. I just stumbled across him on Facebook and that led to this autobiographical site where he tells his story of podcasting. Tony was the person who brought NPR into podcasting in 2004. A major contributor who isn't often credited. He was at WGBH at the time.
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There isn't a whole lot of love in this 39-year-old man. I worry for his kids, esp if either of them don't have kids.