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1) Find what's true and make it useful. 2) Publish every other Tuesday. 3) Photo cred: my dad.

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There is no epidemic of loneliness, but there is an epidemic of scurvy

There is no epidemic of loneliness, but there is an epidemic of scurvy

OR: hey buddy, your teeth are falling out

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Actually good advice

don’t tell someone they look like Beaker from The Muppets, etc.

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I like 'em thick

I like 'em thick

OR: an apology to my English teachers

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Incentives are for losers

Incentives are for losers

OR: you must look at this fish and go insane

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Blog Jamboree 2026: The Winners

Blog Jamboree 2026: The Winners

yeehaw

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The Decline of Deviance 2

The Decline of Deviance 2

2 Decline, 2 Deviance

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The most wonderful thing that happened to Tommy McHugh

The most wonderful thing that happened to Tommy McHugh

..."was having a stroke while doing a poo"

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Stop eating Lady Gaga's Oreos

Stop eating Lady Gaga's Oreos

OR: The Great Switcheroo

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Only insane people use the internet

OR: hit me with your Honda

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Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!

Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!

OR: crock pots and lightning bolts

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The 3rd Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree

The 3rd Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree

yeehaw

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Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.

Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.

OR: the Halo theory of science

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Infinite midwit

Infinite midwit

OR: if we were playing by Settlers of Catan rules, I'd be dead already

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Help I'm being persecuted

OR: rubberneckers anonymous

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The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do

The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do

OR: the long overdue forest fire

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I swear the UFO is coming any minute

I swear the UFO is coming any minute

Links 'n' updates

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Underrated ways to change the world, vol. II

Underrated ways to change the world, vol. II

OR: why you should sell onions on the internet

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I know your secret

11 notes on turning unknowns into knowns

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Text is king

Text is king

read on, queen

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How to be less awkward

How to be less awkward

a three-part treatment for a near-universal affliction

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The drug that taught me how much I should suffer

The drug that taught me how much I should suffer

OR: grindset and bedrot

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Secrets of the ancient memelords

Secrets of the ancient memelords

OR: pedants 'n' pinheads

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You say potato, I say leprosy

You say potato, I say leprosy

Links 'n' updates for Fall 2025

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The Decline of Deviance

The Decline of Deviance

Where has all the weirdness gone?

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Bamboozle me, daddy

Bamboozle me, daddy

OR: The triple-decker fallacy