One of the many pressing issues with Large Language Models (LLMs) is they are trained on content that isn’t theirs to consume.
Since most of what they consume is on the open web, it’s difficult for authors to withhold consent without also depriving legitimate agents (AKA hu...
Okay, so I f**ked up. I forgot to write about <br> and now the whole series is out of order. Having announced this failing on social media, I appreciate the comments I received like, “give yourself a <br>”. Very funny and clever. “Excellent humor,” as Bob Mortime...
Some HTML elements, like some places, songs, and smells, have a disproportionate significance for some people. For example, among web accessibility practitioners, any mention of the <button> element will recall a multitude of painful failures and cherished triumphs. Su...
When we create or discover new things, we label them too. These labels act like IDs, making it easy to access these things in the databases that are our minds.
Unique labels are needed otherwise different things will get conflated and confused. But using random sets of chara...
The thing about magazines—physical, printed magazines, I mean—is it’s very easy to skip past content. Between your thumb and gravity, weeks of editorial work can be precipitately dismissed in fractions of a second. Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. “Where the hell is my doctor? ...
I’m pacing my office when the door swings open with impertinence.
“You’re smoking now?”
I aim the glowing tip at my nose to inspect it. “So that’s what this is?”
A suited arm thrusts a takeout cup towards me.
“Coffee? Or cat piss like I ordered?”
“Hey, save your weird cat pi...
HTML is a declarative language insomuch that it doesn’t deal in explicit control structures. You know the kind of thing: “do this if this, or otherwise do this”. But don’t be fooled, that doesn’t make it inert or passive; it’s still giving your computer instructions and boss...
The first of the HTML elements beginning with b is [maniacally rifles through stack of coffee-stained scrawlings] the <b> element. Unlike the chemical element Boron (also represented by a b), the <b> element is not a brittle, dark, lustrous metalloid. Nor is it s...
The ability to embed images in web pages has been officially supported since 1995. Whereas, the <audio> element was not added until 2015. For 20 years, people were looking at naked people on the web. But, for the same 20 years, there was no officially sanctioned and st...
If you’re reading these HTML element guides alphabetically, you will have already read about <article> and learned what a sectioning element is. If you’re embracing chaos and reading these element guides in a random order, then I salute you and wish you the best of luc...
It was a sunny day (in the Southern Hemisphere, possibly?) in October 2014 when HTML5 was officially released. I remember it like it was yesterday. The crowds, the bunting, the endless fireworks and firework-related maimings. And who could forget “Hypertext Chicken”: the spi...
If you’ve never killed a Tamagotchi, you’ve probably never used an <area> element. Like Tamagotchis, <area> elements used to be all the rage, fell out of favor, and obstinately continue to exist.
The last time I wielded an <area> element, four things were v...
Let’s talk about doxing (also known as doxxing or doxxxxxxxing).
Doxing (from “docs” or documents) is when you release private and identifying information about someone in order to invite harassment, humiliation, and other kinds of trouble.
For the most part, doxing should ...
The name of the <abbr> element is an abbreviation for the word “abbreviation”, which is cute. When you talk about <abbr> (which won’t happen very often) you can pronounce it “ah! brrrrr”, like you have just realised how cold it is. This is not mandatory.
As the a...
The name of the <abbr> element is an abbreviation for the word “abbreviation”, which is cute. When you talk about <abbr> (which won’t happen very often) you can pronounce it “ah! brrrrr”, like you have just realised how cold it is. This is not mandatory.
As the a...
First alphabetically and first in importance is the HTML <a> element. The <a> element is what makes the World Wide Web a Web that is both Worldly and Wide. It puts the dub, the dub, AND the dub in the dub dub dub.
Sometimes, the <a> is referred to as a hype...
A long time ago, I wrote a reasonably popular bit of open source code called REVENGE.CSS (the caps are intentional). You should know upfront, this hasn’t been maintained for years and if I ever did get round to maintaining it, it would only be to add the “No Maintenance Inte...
A spa is a place you go to drink mimosas and have slices of cucumber placed over your eyes, which is a very specific experience. The term comes from the Latin sanitus per aquam meaning “health through water”. When you visit a spa during the day, you are having what is c...