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Text • Giri Nathan

Ben Shelton Took Down Carlos Alcaraz In The Match Of His Life

Ben Shelton Took Down Carlos Alcaraz In The Match Of His Life
Who knew Ben Shelton could do all that? Certainly not the Defector writer who was slandering him in the early stages of the match as "John Isner with WiFi." The 23-year-old American revealed levels to his game heretofore unseen, over the course of a U.S. Open quarterfinal th...

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Text • Jae Towle Vieira

Do You Hear The People Sing? Singing The Song Of Sequined Teens?

Do You Hear The People Sing? Singing The Song Of Sequined Teens?
At my university, you had to take an introductory fiction writing workshop before you were eligible to apply for the more advanced workshops. Admission to these big leagues was by no means guaranteed. The first time that I got in, I experienced about a week of absolute elati...

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Text • Drew Magary

The Gift Of Forgetting

The Gift Of Forgetting
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season (except when the season starts on a Wednesday; kiss my ass, Goodell). Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, ...

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Text • Patrick Redford

‘Only If You Get Caught’ Returns Next Week

‘Only If You Get Caught’ Returns Next Week

The time has once again come to break the rules: Only If You Get Caught is back for Season 2. If you listened to the first season, welcome back; if you didn’t, you have six days to do so before the show returns on Sept. 15. You can listen to the trailer here. OIYGC is…

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Text • Justin Ellis

Should I Be Worried That My Kid Hasn’t Found A Best Friend?

Should I Be Worried That My Kid Hasn’t Found A Best Friend?

Welcome back to Minor Dilemmas, where a member of Defector's Parents Council will answer your questions on surviving family life. Have a question? Email us at minordilemmas@defector.com.

This week, Justin answers a question about helping your child find a best friend.


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Text • Sabrina Imbler

Horrible Toad Very Good At What It Does

Horrible Toad Very Good At What It Does
It is difficult, and yet important, to practice holding multiple truths at once, such as: No animal is inherently bad, and also the Surinam toad is a toad of nightmares. The diversity of life on Earth should be celebrated, and also the Surinam toad's particular eccentricitie...

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Text • Albert Burneko

What If We Could Have A Future?

What If We Could Have A Future?
Maybe you have heard of Roko's Basilisk. This is a thought experiment, for lack of a better term, popular among a certain set: hyper-rationalists, futurists, effective altruists. Tech-industry guys. You get the idea. The most exhausting humans who ever lived, that is to say....

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Text • Lauren Theisen

Let’s See If The Colorado Rockies Have Learned How To Play Baseball Yet

Let’s See If The Colorado Rockies Have Learned How To Play Baseball Yet
This is a September blog about the Colorado Rockies. Do you think it will be a positive one? Let's find out. Coming off a series loss at home to the Cardinals, the Rockies traveled to the Bronx this week for a three-game tilt with the New York Yankees. In the first of these...

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Text • Becca Young

‘Furious’ Makes You Face It

‘Furious’ Makes You Face It
In her 1980 essay “Compulsory Heterosexuality and the Lesbian Existence,” Adrienne Rich lists over 60 examples of systematized female oppression. To name a few: the power of men to deny women their own sexuality or to force male sexuality upon them via rape, domestic violenc...

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Text • Drew Magary

And Now For The Premiere Of ‘All Ball,’ In Which I Am Far Too Nice To The Vile Packers

And Now For The Premiere Of ‘All Ball,’ In Which I Am Far Too Nice To The Vile Packers
What’s this we have here? Why, it’s the first-ever episode of Defector’s brand new NFL podcast, All Ball! Every week, the team of myself and elite indie blogger Arif Hasan break down every NFL matchup without ANY gambling or fantasy talk. We don’t even cite the Vegas point s...

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Text • David Roth

Callaway Golf Got Wrecked By YouTube Doofuses Because Everyone’s Out Of Ideas

Callaway Golf Got Wrecked By YouTube Doofuses Because Everyone’s Out Of Ideas
Try this, maybe: Think of the internet as an ocean vast enough to contain a near-infinite constellation of distinct watery biomes, each populated by creatures that have evolved to suit the one in which they live—a bunch of weird creatures traveling in schools, chasing each o...

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Text • Justin Ellis

Hrishikesh Hirway Learned To Live With Being Uncomfortable

Hrishikesh Hirway Learned To Live With Being Uncomfortable
What do you do when the gig you do on the side, that off-hours hustle to help pay the bills and keep busy in service of your real work, becomes the thing that attracts acclaim and recognition? Do you lean into the success? Does the side project become your life? Hrishikesh ...

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Text • Drew Magary

Should College Football Have An Age Limit?

Should College Football Have An Age Limit?

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we're talking about sentence diagrams, proper oven temperature, forbidden urinals, and more.

Before we get to the business at hand, a quick reminder that All Ball, the Defector NFL podcast, debuts tomorrow morning. Co-host Arif Hasan and I are bringing you 100 percent football takes, with no added gambling or fantasy talk. Look for it in the organic podcast aisle!

Your letters:

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Text • Owen Lewis

There’s Still Tennis At The U.S. Open

There’s Still Tennis At The U.S. Open
The U.S. Open is a city in miniature. The food is expensive; wealthy people flock to the tallest vantage points while richer experiences on the outskirts are ignored; influencers bother the masses. Read enough about the tournament, or just walk around the grounds for a few d...

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Text • Steven Goldman

The Angels Are Just Passing Through

The Angels Are Just Passing Through
Defector has partnered with Baseball Prospectus to bring you a taste of their work. They write good shit that we think you’ll like. If you do like it, we encourage you to check out their site and subscribe. This story was originally published at Baseball...

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Text • Israel Daramola

The Light’s Gone Out At Florida State

The Light’s Gone Out At Florida State
Pretty much from the moment the Florida State Seminoles decided to retain Mike Norvell as their coach for the 2026 season, the word out of the football program has been pain and misery. They lost three dozen players to either graduation or the transfer portal, they couldn't ...

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Text • Luis Paez-Pumar

Barcelona Is The Greatest Show On European Soil

Barcelona Is The Greatest Show On European Soil
Four matches into the La Liga season, Barcelona has looked like one of the greatest attacking teams of all time. What other conclusion can I draw from the club's start? With Sunday's 5-0 whomping of Valencia away at the Mestalla, Barcelona has now played four matches, notche...

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Text • Barry Petchesky

Aaron Judge Back

Aaron Judge Back
Did you forget about the Yankees? I know you did not because you are not allowed to. But New York has had a relatively quiet season by their flamboyant and national-TV-darling standards. A big part of this is that the AL East has looked pretty much the same for a while now: ...

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Text • Tom Ley

The Rams Play In Australia In Two Days And They Haven’t Left Yet

The Rams Play In Australia In Two Days And They Haven’t Left Yet
Before the NFL season kicks off this weekend, it will kick off Wednesday night with a primetime game between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks. And then on Thursday night it will kick off again, with a game between the San Francisco 49ers and Los Angeles Rams, ex...

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Text • Abigail Segel

Summer May Be Ending, But We’ll Always Have ‘Sterling Point’

Summer May Be Ending, But We’ll Always Have ‘Sterling Point’
“I’m coming to the cottage,” Ilya Rozanov growled, and Canada has never been the same—at least the American film and TV industry’s depiction of it. The final episode of the first season of Heated Rivalry introduced the world to Canada’s cottage country, presenting the region...

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Text • Maitreyi Anantharaman

The Crossword, Sept. 7: Big Resemblance

The Crossword, Sept. 7: Big Resemblance
You'll have a grand time solving our Monday crossword. This week's puzzle was constructed by Katie Hoody, and edited by Hoang-Kim Vu. Katie lives in North Newton, Kansas, where she is enjoying the puzzle constructing era of her life. She grew up in northern Minneso...

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Text • David Roth

Heartwarming: Preposterous Doug Eddings Umpshow Unites Cardinals And Rockies In Dislike Of Doug Eddings

Heartwarming: Preposterous Doug Eddings Umpshow Unites Cardinals And Rockies In Dislike Of Doug Eddings
The concept of A Cop On The Edge was once a disreputable film genre unto itself. This was not really a good thing in terms of what it indicated about where the culture was on the issue of vigilante violence, among other things. But its passing is also unworthy of much mourni...

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Text • Kathryn Xu

Kimi Antonelli Pulled Off A Miracle At Monza

Kimi Antonelli Pulled Off A Miracle At Monza
Do you believe that Formula 1 can be romantic? Before immediately answering to the negative, at least consider Kimi Antonelli. He is freshly 20 years old, and just became the first Italian driver to win the Italian Grand Prix since Ludovico Scarfiotti did so in 1966. If your...

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Text • Kathryn Xu

Zheng Qinwen Survived A Near Death Experience At The U.S. Open

Zheng Qinwen Survived A Near Death Experience At The U.S. Open
Given that tennis is effectively professionalized, legalized psychological torture, a choke and an epic comeback often go hand-in-hand. Take, say, when Zheng Qinwen faced Madison Keys at the U.S. Open on Saturday. Zheng won a match in which she was down 6-1, 6(3)-7, 5-1 and ...

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Text • David Roth

A Loss Would Have Been Less Embarrassing Than Michigan’s Win Over Western Michigan

A Loss Would Have Been Less Embarrassing Than Michigan’s Win Over Western Michigan
Even before it slipped into janky comedy in its dying moments, you wouldn't necessarily say that Michigan's season opener against Western Michigan on Saturday was "a good football game." But also just making such an assessment would be missing the point to an extent. It was ...

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Text • Patrick Redford

Perfect Spiritual Fit Between NBA Player And NBA City Achieved

Perfect Spiritual Fit Between NBA Player And NBA City Achieved
Sometimes the chaotic, unforgiving universe briefly and ecstatically snaps itself into harmony, like when the Fibonacci sequence shows up in a head of Romanesco broccoli, or a small rock balances atop a bigger rock, or when a certain permanently adrift Australian basketball ...

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Text • Samer Kalaf

When All You Have Is A Hammer, Every Headline Looks Like A Nail

When All You Have Is A Hammer, Every Headline Looks Like A Nail
As the media has covered the NBA's severe punishment of Steve Ballmer and the Los Angeles Clippers as a result of the Kawhi Leonard investigation, a common idiom has emerged: League commissioner Adam Silver dropped the hammer on them. He did not throw the book at the Clipper...

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Text • Drew Magary

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Seattle Seahawks

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Seattle Seahawks

Some people are fans of the Seattle Seahawks. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Seattle Seahawks. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.

Your team: Seattle Seahawks.

Your 2025 record: 14-3. Super Bowl champions. One of the best teams in modern history if you go by DVOA, which I don’t because Aaron Schatz has never revealed the formula behind his hallowed metric. He could calculate it by mashing on an old Casio, for all I know. But here’s what I do know: These Seahawks won a title last year thanks to a playoff schedule that may as well have been drawn up by a kindergarten teacher:

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Text • Rena Behar

Art Can Be What You Smell

Art Can Be What You Smell
The first time I consciously contemplated a museum’s installation-specific smell was in Fernando Romero’s “El Sol” at Kristallwelten in Innsbruck, Austria. Viewers stand in a cave-like, red-lit room under a Swarovski crystal sphere exactly one-billionth the size of the sun. ...

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Text • Drew Magary

Defector Has A New NFL Podcast, And It Won’t Have Any Gambling Shit In It

Defector Has A New NFL Podcast, And It Won’t Have Any Gambling Shit In It

If you’re as horny for football as I am, you’ve probably noticed that a vast, vast majority of NFL podcasts have some unwelcome amount of gambling/fantasy chatter in them. Corporate pods are often directly in bed with the sportsbooks, and a great number of indie pods have to take the books’ sponsorship money if they…