Trump brags that his renovations have turned the White House into a "very seductive and beautiful place" in a lengthy Truth Social rant about Bill Maher

Reporter: People are just worried about getting food on the table and gas in the tank

Trump: If they're great Americans, they're gonna do what I'm doing

Trump: If your name was Mohammad, I could read that from space

Reporter: My name is Roop.

Trump: I was referring to if you were over in Iran

Abdul El-Sayed: Michigan has been exploited by Donald Trump and Mike Rogers. Michiganders are willing to work hard, we just don't want to be taken advantage of. Certainly not by a washed-up corporate politician who moved his ass to Florida.

Abdul El-Sayed: I was in medical school when Mike Rogers was architecting legislation on behalf of his friends in Big Pharma to expand opioids. We all know the epidemic that kicked off.

When I was in Wayne County, we put Narcan in vending machines for free.

Abdul El-Sayed: It shouldn't be this hard to afford groceries and gas. It shouldn't be this hard to pay your rent or see a doctor. It shouldn't be this hard to pay your taxes and know that that money is going to be spent for you and your kids instead of dropping bombs on somebody else and their kids

Nicki Minaj to Trump: If you run again, I will support you again

Nicki Minaj joins Trump onstage at his Michigan rally

Trump: You think it's easy doing these suckers? When God made vocal cords, he didn't make them for doing 25 of these rallies in 10 days.

Trump: Your arms look just as good. I don't know what you do. I want those arms.

Trump: Canada has been ripping us off for years

Trump: Gas was $1.85 before I made that decision about Iran. I'd do it again. I thought gas would be double or triple. It's a small price to pay.

Trump on gas prices: Short term, you're taking a hit. It's not a big hit. I thought gasoline would go up much more

Trump admits it's his economy: "Now it's my time"

Trump: I'm examining his body. His ass was like a big piece of muscle. His feet were massive. His hands—his fingers looked like sausages. And then I looked at his neck. And then I patted him on the shoulder and I hurt my hand.

Trump: Bing bing boom boom boom!

Trump: I looked at his ass. I've never done that with a man before. Women, yes. But men, no. By the way, I looked at one hell of an ass before—Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss!

Trump: Norway has become a shithouse country.

Trump: Anybody that would like to come into our country from Denmark, I'm all for it. Somalia, I've had it with them. Sweden, Norway, I don't think so, because I didn't get the Nobel Prize.

Trump: We own Greenland

Trump: These were a lot of large men with very big muscles

Trump: I'm asking you to pretend I'm on the ballot

Trump's closing message: Remember when I started the war on preserving Christmas? Remember that? The stores were afraid to put up Christmas trees

Trump: Abdul El-Sayed is a nasty guy. He's worse than I am.

Trump: Abdul El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector!

Trump fearmongers: I'm here to keep a jihadist muslim brotherhood member from becoming a senator

Trump: I'm polling at 99% in Israel

Trump is interrupted by a protester: "Just get him out of here"

Trump: We have to be careful with the cheating vote counters. Will you please watch it, fellas?

A very hoarse Trump opens his rally by comparing crowd sizes:

"My competitor was here yesterday and he didn't have a crowd like this"