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Life pro tip: a Steam Deck can be a bluetooth speaker
Your headphones may only let you get audio from one source at once, but Linux has no such limitations!
Did Zendesk get popped?
I've got like 50 emails from Zendesk customers to activate an account.
Backfilling Discord forum channels with the power of terrible code
Tormentmaxxing 'simple requests'
Automating the full lifecycle of 'quick' requests with Claude Code slash commands
I made a simple agent for PR reviews. Don't use it.
Reviewbot is eternal, yet also very cooked.
2026 will be my year of the Linux desktop
The meme will no longer be a dream.
Git's HTTP server side design does not scale
A small rant about CGI.
Arcane Cheese with Doomtrain Extreme
If you don't play Final Fantasy 14, try to identify how many words in this post are in the bible.
New AI slop signal: code blocks with weird indentation
If the first line of a set of commands isn't indented but the rest are: the post is AI slop
Valve is about to win the console generation
Valve does nothing and still wins
Immutable by Design: The Deep Tech Behind Tigris Bucket Forking
Using Assisted-by commit footers instead of banning AI tools
It sounds like ceding ground to the pro-AI crowd, however if you get people to be honest about it then everyone benefits.
Fearless dataset experimentation with bucket forking
This blog post explores how Tigris Object Storage's bucket forking feature enables isolated dataset experimentation similar to forking code repositories. It demonstrates creating parallel data timelines for filtering, captioning, and resizing game screenshots without duplicating storage, allowing safe experimentation on large datasets.
Taking steps to end traffic from abusive cloud providers
"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens
First look at the DGX Spark
A local supercomputer between the size of a Mac mini and a Mac mini.
Hastily made coffee video
I made a video about making coffee
Announcing the Tigris Storage SDK
Tigris has launched a new Storage SDK for JavaScript/TypeScript that simplifies object storage interactions with a more straightforward API than AWS S3 SDK. The SDK uses environment variables for configuration, reduces cognitive complexity, and supports client uploads to avoid egress fees.
We do our billing with Prometheus
Tigris uses Prometheus metrics for billing instead of events. This approach with asynchronous collection and handling of high cardinality issues actually benefits customers by potentially underbilling them. An interesting look at how to leverage observability tools for business operations.
We all dodged a bullet
That NPM attack could have been so much worse.
Global Replication Made Easy
Tigris makes data globally available, durable, and low-latency using a hybrid replication approach that pushes metadata but pulls data on-demand. This talk explains their approach to simplifying global data replication.
Sometimes CPU cores are odd
This post discusses how dividing an odd number of CPU cores by 2 in JavaScript creates decimal thread counts, causing invalid responses in Anubis. The fix truncates decimal values using Math.trunc.
Final Fantasy 14 on macOS with a 36 key keyboard
Saving Eorzea with as few keys as possible
My responses to The Register
A copy of my best quotes they didn't publish
Who does your assistant serve?
ChatGPT and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
TI-20250709-0001: IPv4 traffic failures for Techaro services
Experimenting with Development containers
Development containers are cool and I want to see if they work out in practice.
Rolling the ladder up behind us
Who will take over for us if we don't train the next generation to replace us? A critique of craft, AI, and the legacy of human expertise.
I fight bots in my free time
I made Anubis, a lightweight, open-source Web Application Firewall designed to block automated bot attacks without frustrating real users. Anubis uses techniques like TLS fingerprinting and JavaScript proof of work to keep your site safe while staying flexible, fast, and easy to deploy.