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Text • Tom Ley

Josh Jacobs Arrested On Domestic Violence Charges

Josh Jacobs Arrested On Domestic Violence Charges

Green Bay Packers running back Josh Jacobs was arrested on Tuesday in relation to an alleged domestic violence incident that occurred on May 23. He has been charged with battery, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct, strangulation and suffocation, and intimidation of a victim.

The news of Jacobs's arrest was announced by the Hobart-Lawrence Police Department in Hobart, Wis. The department put out a press release on Tuesday announcing that officers had been dispatched to a disturbance involving Jacobs at 8:37 a.m. on May 23. The subsequent investigation led to Jacobs's arrest on Tuesday. The department's press release also stated that it will be releasing no further information.

Attorneys representing Jacobs have released a statement denying the allegations against their client. From ESPN:

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Knicks Fans Turned Radio City Music Hall Into The Best Party In Town

Knicks Fans Turned Radio City Music Hall Into The Best Party In Town
NEW YORK — On Monday night, the Knicks punched their ticket to the NBA Finals. Local fans of the Finals-bound team had gathered to watch the game together at Radio City Music Hall, after the team decided to change the venue for the official watch party because the authoritie...

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I Am Captain Of The Democrats Now. Here Is My Battleplan

I Am Captain Of The Democrats Now. Here Is My Battleplan

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we're talking belts, the Thunder, remembering some book characters, and more.

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Text • Kathryn Xu

Mercedes Championship Battle Already More Evil Than Last Year’s

Mercedes Championship Battle Already More Evil Than Last Year’s
In 2025, McLaren came in fully prepared for its drivers to lead the championship battle. For McLaren, this meant doing the equivalent of writing up a 100-page legal document to try to settle the championship with as little actual conflict as possible. The year's paltry tensi...

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The Enhanced Games Were A Predictably Stupid Failure

The Enhanced Games Were A Predictably Stupid Failure
The Enhanced Games, a marketing stunt for direct-to-consumer steroids dressed up in a thin Olympics disguise, were held this past weekend, on the far north end of the Las Vegas strip. The event was a miserable failure on every front it supposedly contested, serving as neithe...

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New Bumpus Jones Just Dropped

New Bumpus Jones Just Dropped
Everybody knows Bumpus Jones, even (maybe especially) you! He was iconic for one single day: October 15, 1892, which surely you remember. I definitely do. Little Bumpus was a mere rookie, up in the show for the first time for the Cincinnati Reds. Back then there wasn't even ...

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Text • Ray Ratto

Mike Brown Is Turning Skeptics Into Believers

Mike Brown Is Turning Skeptics Into Believers
Amid all the joyful preening and proclamations of destiny deferred but no longer denied, the most obstreperous of New York Knickerbockers fans arose today to the knowledge that they were dead-ass wrong about coach/reformed pariah Mike Brown. At least for now, anyway. There ...

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Text • Chris Thompson

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Whooped By One Of Its Own Damn Readers

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Whooped By One Of Its Own Damn Readers
Welcome back to The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off, where Kelsey and Chris attempt to complete the technical challenges from the newest season of The Great British Bake Off in their own home kitchens, with the same time parameters as the professional-grade bakers competing o...

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Close Isn’t Good Enough For The Canadiens

Close Isn’t Good Enough For The Canadiens
The Canadiens are being outplayed by the Hurricanes. You can see it in the shot differential, where the Canes held a 38-13 advantage in Game 3. You could see it just by watching, as the Habs struggled again and again to move the puck up the ice without ceding possession to a...

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You Wouldn’t Think Having Eyes Is A Challenge, And Yet Here We Are

You Wouldn’t Think Having Eyes Is A Challenge, And Yet Here We Are
I have a sort of hazy memory to share. I was a kid, riding in my parents' car on a bright sunny day, and we were sitting in traffic on a bridge over the Dulles Toll Road in Northern Virginia. I looked to my right, where you could see several miles of the highway stretching o...

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Text • Tom Ley

Rich People Mildly Inconvenienced By Clownish Organization

Rich People Mildly Inconvenienced By Clownish Organization
Knicks fans travel well, especially when there is a series sweep on offer. The Philadelphia 76ers' home arena was bursting with belligerent New Yorkers during Game 4 of the second round, and that augured grim possibilities for the Cleveland Cavaliers headed into what would b...

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Text • Maitreyi Anantharaman

The Crossword, May 25: Astrobiology (Themeless)

The Crossword, May 25: Astrobiology (Themeless)
It's time to wrap up the month with a challenging themeless. Keep an eye out for tricky clues and fun wordplay. This puzzle was constructed by Will Eisenberg, and edited by Hoang-Kim Vu. Will is a French horn player, music teacher, and puzzlemaker. Will is 3rd horn...

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Text • Tom Ley

It’s All About Victor Wembanyama

It’s All About Victor Wembanyama
A playoff series will eventually teach you how to watch it. Once the players have settled into their matchups and the coaches have made their big tactical adjustments, you can start to zero in on a few things that will decide the series. If Team A is able to do Y and prevent...

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The Avalanche’s Season Hinges On Cale Makar’s Busted Shoulder

The Avalanche’s Season Hinges On Cale Makar’s Busted Shoulder
I'm generally loath to make the same pun that all the other media outlets are running with, but the Colorado Avalanche's current situation makes it irresistible. So here goes: Dude, where's Makar? The Avs were the juggernaut of the NHL this year, and after going 8–1 through...

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Text • Chris Thompson

Shocker: Jaxson Dart Is A Trump Guy

Shocker: Jaxson Dart Is A Trump Guy
It will comfort New York Giants fans not at all to learn that quarterback Jaxson Dart did not chitter like a raccoon, or bark like a walrus, or vocalize in the manner of any other wild creature, when reached on Saturday by teammate Abdul Carter. A little bit of gibberish mig...

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Text • Lauren Theisen

Nikolaj Ehlers Rewrote The Hurricanes’ Old Script

Nikolaj Ehlers Rewrote The Hurricanes’ Old Script
The Carolina Hurricanes have long known what they've been missing: a dynamite top-line presence (or two) who could force a breakthrough with sheer skill when the team's fundamentally sound play wasn't doing enough to give them an advantage late in the postseason. The underly...

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Text • Chris Thompson

The Knicks Have All The Juice

The Knicks Have All The Juice
The Knicks, barring cosmic intervention, are headed to the NBA Finals. All that is left to learn in this series is whether or not New York will let Cleveland have a game. The 121–108 scoreline from Game 3 pretty badly misrepresents the gap between the East's last remaining c...

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Hey! Over Here! Come Chat With The Defector Staff

Hey! Over Here! Come Chat With The Defector Staff

Well, well, well. Would you look at that. It's the Friday before a holiday weekend and we don't really want to work anymore. So let's chat! Hit us with your best questions down below.

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The Cavs Created The Conditions For A Josh Hart Game

The Cavs Created The Conditions For A Josh Hart Game
What is Josh Hart? If you had never watched his tenure with the New York Knicks and had to reconstruct the player from box scores, season averages, and the sauced utterances of people milling around outside Madison Square Garden, it would be a puzzling task. OK, so he's 6-fo...

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How The U.S. Military Rots American Masculinity

How The U.S. Military Rots American Masculinity
The American military has always maintained a relatively strong grip on its public perception. Its most essential message—internally and externally, during peace time and active conflict, under presidents Republican and Democratic—is the necessity of its sprawling, expensive...

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Foolish Humans! Gulls Are Not So Gullible After All

In the Western Baltic Sea, fisheries target migrating mackerel and needlefish with pound nets, which funnel passing shoals into a series of smaller nets until they are trapped. The traps are emptied every few days, but as the caught fish idle in the nets, they become quite a...

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Text • Patrick Redford

Back-To-Back Blown Leads, With Noah Kulwin Of ‘Blowback’

Back-To-Back Blown Leads, With Noah Kulwin Of ‘Blowback’

You know what it is. Many-time NBR guest Noah Kulwin came back this week to talk about the two pretty incredible NBA Conference Finals we have going. Noah predicted both the Boston Celtics' ultimate fraudulence, as well as the New York Knicks' comeback in Game 1, so we had to bring him back. We also talked about the Oklahoman publishing an op-ed comparing the Oklahoma City Thunder to the state of Israel, which Samer wrote about this week.

Speaking of Israel, Noah's podcast Blowback (which is great!) is about to drop a mini-series about the history of the U.S.-Israel relationship. It's called "No Daylight," and it drops next Friday, May 29. Subscribe!

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Text • Ray Ratto

What If The Canadiens Are Just This Good?

What If The Canadiens Are Just This Good?
It took only 33 seconds to safely write off the Montreal Canadiens as just another quaint overachiever, the kind of humorously game yet clinically overmatched entrant that has filled out nearly every conference final field since the National Hockey League decided to have con...

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Oh No! Outfielders Have Forgotten How To Play Defense!

Oh No! Outfielders Have Forgotten How To Play Defense!
A late-May crisis has struck Major League Baseball. What seemed on May 16 like a funny, isolated incident, in which Shohei Ohtani scored a Little League home run (officially scored a triple and an error) against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, has turned out to be far mor...

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The Tampa Bay Rays Are Still Flourishing, And Still Invisible

The Tampa Bay Rays Are Still Flourishing, And Still Invisible
ESPN will still on occasion tear itself away from the subjects and sports leagues with which it shares bed space, and so it was with Alden Gonzalez's 2,800-word free-weight on the newly innovative (wait for it, and don't spit out your coffee when you see it) Miami Marli...

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You Don’t Know Alysa Liu’s Power Until You See It In Person

You Don’t Know Alysa Liu’s Power Until You See It In Person
ANAHEIM, California—There is no fandom quite like the fandom of teenage girls. It is powerful and pure, untainted by the burdensome knowledge of adulthood while burning with an intensity that feels beyond human comprehension. That's why the screaming for Alysa Liu sounds the...

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The Dallas Wings Can Find A Bucket Anywhere

The Dallas Wings Can Find A Bucket Anywhere
It’s great how little you have to think about Paige Bueckers. This isn’t the same as not caring about her. The scads of cheers she gets during player intros, even on the road, are proof that she’s cared about very much. She just happens to be the sort of playe...

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Text • David Roth

Song Of The Puzzlesmith, With Ian Livengood

Song Of The Puzzlesmith, With Ian Livengood
It is important to have a silly little morning brain thing. Aside from the studies attesting to how beneficial these puzzles and games can be for your cognitive abilities, I just think it's nice to have something fun to do to get your brain stretched out before you put it to...

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The Montreal Victoire Make A Living As Champions

The Montreal Victoire Make A Living As Champions

LAVAL, QUEBEC — I wasn’t close enough to hear Laura Stacey’s screams last Thursday, but I saw her wife’s panic clear as day. “When one of my teammates gets caught, I get fired up,” Marie-Philip Poulin told LSTW last year. “But when it’s Laura, my heart drops. I want to react and it’s hard not to, but I can’t.” 

That Poulin was reacting—bending over her wife who laid crumpled on the ice, frantically waving over medical personnel, skating said medical personnel to Stacey as fast as she could, staying with her the whole time she was being examined, begging for them to call an ambulance, giving her a shoulder to lean on as she wobbled off the ice several excruciating minutes later—made me feel nauseous. 

“I knew she was in full panic mode, and I was a little bit too,” Stacey said of the moment on Wednesday night. 

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‘Blue Heron’ Is A Revelation

‘Blue Heron’ Is A Revelation
“Autobiography,” the critic John Berger said, “begins with a sense of being alone. It’s an orphan form.” Berger wrote these words weeks after the death of his mother, but he was speaking generally, about the project of remembrance which so many artists take up over the cours...