Three nerds discussing tech, Apple, programming, and loosely related matters.
- Rights
- Copyright 2013–2026 Accidental Tech Podcast
- Public lists
-
Featured
- Fetched
We'll be guests on the WWDC live episode of The Talk Show: Tuesday, June 3, 6–9 PM. Get tickets here ASAP! John will be taking a plane... for you.
Follow-up:
Which is faster: installing Showbot or reimplementing it?
Casey's open-source Node version
PHP isn't faster than ...
66: Boiling A Pretty Big Lake
The modern Apple-store experience
Follow-up:
Marco reneges on his recent praise of Beats headphones, then receives the saddest real-time follow-up ever
Headphones mentioned:
B&O BeoPlay H6: Great comfort, but not sound.
Beyerdynamic DT-770 Pro (32-ohm version; Case...
65: The Year Of Casey
- Casey's big news! (Much better than The Year of Luigi.)
- Casey and John discuss Monument Valley, the Escher-inspired puzzle game. (Marco didn't do his homework.)
- Apple and Google agree to... something
- Apple might be buying Beats: why, and what they'd probably do with it.
- WebKit optimizes Javascript with LLVM
- "Full-stack developers" keeping up with the crazy world of Javascript frameworks.
- Using third-party code.
Sponsored by:
- PDFPen Scan+: Scan and OCR PDFs anywhere from your iPhone or iPad, upload, share, and more.
- Backblaze: Online backup for $5/month. Native. Unlimited. Unthrottled. Uncomplicated.
- lynda.com: Learn at your own pace from expert-taught video tutorials. Free 7-day trial.
64: It Never Died Because It Never Lived
Hurry if you want an ATP T-Shirt! Just $19, and the sale may be over by the time you read this!
Follow-up:
Who plays video games vs. self-identified "gamers"
ComiXology
Is Apple's 30% cut of in-app purchases the same as net neutrality?
Vihart Video
Internet2
Who should b...
63: I Hold My Children To A Higher Standard
ATP T-Shirts: $19 each, available for only 1 week!
Follow-up:
Average age of gamers (more here and here from the Entertainment Software Association)
Your favorite game genres going out of fashion
Apps and games Mentioned:
Metal Gear Solid
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time...
62: Journey Would Be Wasted On You
Follow-up on pCell and database scaling, including horizontal sharding schemes, tiered data layers, and taking a stand against the "premature optimization" tautology.
When and why do developers learn something new, and why does Marco keep using PHP for everything?
Second C...
61: Perfectly Neutral
Follow-up on Photo Stream Web Sites
Follow-up on vinyl, including how Marc Edwards thinks it's evil, and the difference between pleasing and accurate sound. (Marco's open and closed headphones, amp, and DAC)
The Apple insight attained by way of documents released in the Sa...
60: The Great Odwalla Flavor Change of 2013
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em while you sunset Dance Jam
WWDC
How to make a lottery work, like Shmoocon does
How to write a live blogging system for keynotes
Our winnings and losses in the WWDC Don't-Call-it-a-Lottery
Levels of randomness and Apple's discretionary pool...
59: The Little Puck That Could
- Follow-up on vocabulary and Michael Abrash joining Oculus.
- Amazon Fire TV — no fan!
- USB-IF's renderings of their proposed new connector
- The giant anti-poaching collusion between Google, Apple, and dozens of other companies (Facebook apparently refused)
- Google checking with Steve Jobs first before making a hiring decision
- After-show: We tried to predict WWDC dates, not knowing that Apple would announce them 12 hours later, then discussed ticket lotteries and how Apple probably wouldn't build one. (Yeah.)
Sponsored by:
- Warby Parker: Boutique-quality, vintage-inspired eyewear at a revolutionary price.
- Pixelmator: Full-featured image editing app for the Mac.
- 2Checkout: Control your checkout experience from pixel to payout with our Payment API. Visit for your free sandbox account.
58: Always On Vacation In California
Follow-up on discussing sexism in technology, Anil's experiment, empathy, ad hominem tu quoque, and cultural rigidity.
Facebook buying Oculus:
Outrage from Oculus' Kickstarter backers, including from Minecraft creator Notch, and the expectations that Kickstarter creates ...
57: Smorgasbord of Pronunciation
Follow-up on the complexity of computer science versus other fields: quotes and videos from MIT's SICP class (9:00–10:45).
The death of the iPad 2, the use of sapphire in Apple devices, sapphire versus Gorilla Glass, and the flexible LG phone.
Haunted Empire, the Jony Ive ...
56: The Woodpecker
- Follow-up on software complexity: The Mythical Man-Month, No Silver Bullet, the original Agile manifesto, and what Agile has become.
- What we found most useful from our computer-science educations.
- Marco's impressions of his new Mac Pro.
- External disks, PCI-Express SSDs, and cable management.
- John buys a home-theater AV receiver. (The newer version he didn't need)
- Stereo vs. surround speakers, and integrated vs. external subwoofers. (Marco's tiny, buggy amp and great speakers).
- After-show: Pono, ABX tests, mp3ornot.
Sponsored by:
- Transporter: A private cloud storage drive that you own and control. Use code ATP for 10% off any Transporter.
- Ting: Mobile that makes sense. No contracts, and pay only for what you use.
- Squarespace: Everything you need to create an exceptional website. Use promo code CRITICAL for 10% off.
55: Dave, Who Stinks!
- Follow-up on Final Draft and treating warnings as exceptions in production.
- Software methodologies. For real this time.
- Why don’t software development methodologies work?
- Evidence-based scheduling.
- Marco plugs FCModel, Casey plugs his Debug appearance, and John plugs bleeps and boops.
- After-show: CarPlay, and £1,600 audiophile Ethernet cables (via Dalton).
Sponsored by:
- In Flux: A new music album that explores the interplay between video games, music, and nostalgia.
- Squarespace: Everything you need to create an exceptional website. Use promo code CRITICAL for 10% off.
- Ting: Mobile that makes sense. No contracts, and pay only for what you use.
54: goto fail;
Wolfram Language.
The "goto fail" SSL bug and the chances that it was nefariously introduced by an NSA effort, possibly as part of their $250 million annual budget for such operations.
Apple's warrant canary.
Casey's and Marco's hard-to-find bugs and language misfeatures...
53: There’s Gonna Be Some Flapping
Follow-up on why Flappy Bird was successful.
Kieran Healy's excellent article with science.
John Gruber and Merlin Mann at SXSW '09.
Goofball Jones' anonymous criticism of John's "shtick", and John's defense including many links:
An explanation of John's "schtick"
Some p...
52: Necessary But Not Sufficient
Facebook Paper's gesture usability, in-app tutorial videos, and the design challenge of gestural interface.
RootMetrics testing real-world wireless speeds.
Despite constant effort to improve usability, what if computers just aren't for everyone? (There's a similar long-sta...
51: Maybe We’re Just Dinosaurs
The FiOS net-neutrality non-story and last summer's YouTube-throttling story.
More FU on iPads going pro, giant-tablet-desk ergonomics, trying to understand John's theory again, and a train analogy from Casey.
New Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella, Bill Gates' new wildcard role,...
50: Disk Light Observer Effect
Follow-up on why an iPad "Pro" needs to be larger and why iOS is "better for people".
Can iOS add more power-user functionality without harming its simplicity or usability?
Whether Macs should ship with ARM CPUs, how such a transition would be challenging today, and whether...
49: Roamio and Siracusiet
Follow-up: Genius Bar employee reports of how most people deal with iCloud backups, photo backups, and storage limits, iExplorer for exporting iMessages.
iOS' storage model is a leaky abstraction.
Google may have wanted Nest for its smart-home project as well as the more ob...
48: Marco Bought Four
Follow-up: whether iMessage problems are widespread, reasons behind flattening the Mac Mini, and HDR TVs.
The storage costs of Casey's emoji.
Google buying Nest for $3.2 billion.
Ben Thompson on Google's business model.
Nest has over 200 employees, including many ex-Apple...
47: Better Pixels
Follow-up: IBM AS/400 (aka System i) and single-level store.
Marco's Retina theory.
PS4 and Xbone sales.
Trying to care about CES.
Who "needs" the Mac Pro? Justifying toys and improving quality of life with smart purchases.
Panasonic’s new LCD TVs compared to great TVs o...
46: A Compromised Machine
- Mac Pro follow-up: socketed CPUs and potential upgrades, and the benefits of only using stock Apple parts.
- Scoring Apple's performance on John's 2013 to-do list.
- Concerns about Apple's recent Mac apps, including iWork '13 and Messages/iMessage.
- AnandTech's Mac Pro review.
- The Mac Pro's 4K/Retina monitor situation.
- The iMac vs. the Mac Pro, and the hardware needs of developers.
- Why do John and Marco care so much about Retina?
- What the next big computer-hardware shift may be.
- After-show: our future as old men, saturating USB 3, and the often-neglected Mac Mini.
Sponsored by:
- OmniGraffle: Sketchy mockups or pixel-perfect designs for UX, UI, and diagrams.
- Hover: High-quality, no-hassle domain registration. Use promo code TECHBYCHANCE for 10% off.
- Squarespace: Everything you need to create an exceptional website. Use promo code MARCO for 10% off.
45: Give Up On The Retina Dream
- Explaining our podcast artwork.
- Facebook Likes in the App Store and ad-banner blindness.
- Dual-input displays and how they enable the 5120x2880 display that John and Marco want.
- Turbo Boost and the Mac Pro's CPU options.
- Using a laptop on a stand with an external keyboard, mouse, and monitor.
- The benefits of desktops and ECC.
- Mac Pro configurations for best value and future-proofing.
- Building separate gaming PCs, switching to iMacs, or trying to wedge PC gaming into Mac Pros.
- Mac Pro price stratification over time.
- Outlook 2011 for Mac complaints and John's multiple-selection-invalidation bug.
- Casey said some stuff at the end.
- Special holiday theme song by Jonathan Mann.
Sponsored by:
- Hover: High-quality, no-hassle domain registration. Use promo code ATP for 10% off.
- Warby Parker: Boutique-quality, vintage-inspired eyewear at a revolutionary price.
44: A Plague With Very Minor Effects
What if the new USB connector is too similar to Lightning? (John Gruber on Lightning)
Potential for 5120-wide Retina displays to overcome Thunderbolt bandwidth limits by using "dual-input displays"?
John's "quick" tips for TV calibration. (THX TV-calibration app)
"Rate Th...
43: Brilliance Enhancer
Accidental Fountain Screenplay: The Case of Liss by Joe Steel. (And Bionic.)
Desktop 4K/Retina resolutions hitting bandwidth limitations of Thunderbolt 2 and DisplayPort 1.2, and the Sharp/Apple non-news.
John's Squarespace-reseller idea already exists.
Why aren't iOS App ...
42: The Ultimate Vanity Search
FU on PrimeSense.
Apple's acquisition of Topsy and speculation on why.
Apple's possible difficulty in getting and keeping enough engineering talent, and how they might make bigger strides in web services.
Which group wears the pants in a company?
Marco's embarrassing FiOS s...
41: Penny Wise, Pound Foolish
- David Chartier's clarification on Photo Stream limits.
- Space Monkey, Transporter, Box, and Xdrive.
- Results of John's Disk Utility repair survey. (John on Debug)
- Xbox One launch sales.
- Apple buys PrimeSense.
- Apple's potential expansion into the TV business.
- Penny Arcade's job posting, Marco's reaction, and the outgoing employee's description.
- Extended after-show: how we deal with criticism, trolls, and our own flaws when facing our audience.
Sponsored by:
- Warby Parker: Boutique-quality, vintage-inspired eyewear at a revolutionary price. Use coupon code ATP for free 3-day shipping.
- Ting: Mobile that makes sense. No contracts, and pay only for what you use. iPhone now available.
40: The Compliance Shark
Follow-up on Cisco VPNs on Mavericks and [photo backups] to SkyDrive on Windows Mobile Phone Series Metro Not-Metro Phone Windows.
Why enterprise software is so hard, and the barriers to entry for small companies targeting the enterprise market.
Game-console sales by gener...
39: Desperation Mode
- John's new Museum of Mediocre Reading Devices.
- The confusing Photo Stream limits, and all of these links in the show notes.
- Stephen Elop's If-I-Were-CEO Plan.
- A story about enterprise software.
- The four big assumptions about using enterprise software, why it's usually so terrible, and why big companies buy it.
Sponsored by:
- Transporter: A private cloud storage drive that you own and control. Use code ATP for 10% off any Transporter.
- Hover: High-quality, no-hassle domain registration. Use promo code ATP for 10% off.
- Squarespace: Everything you need to create an exceptional website. Use promo code ATP11 for 10% off.
38: Auto-Update My Parents
- Thanks to Jim Pierce for extending John's dog. (Also mentioned: AntiCrop, Glide)
- Everpix's failure and impending shutdown:
- Everpix's critical strategic error, and how tech business and funding strategies should resemble Puerto Rico game strategies).
- Revisiting the challenges of online photo storage and why Apple isn't offering something like Everpix with iCloud.
- Answers to the last listener questions about John's Mavericks review.
Sponsored by:
- Hover: High-quality, no-hassle domain registration. Use promo code ATP for 10% off.
- F-Sim Space Shuttle: A highly-realistic simulator of the space shuttle’s approach and landing in unprecedented detail and accuracy.