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• Diana Moskovitz

Tiger Woods’s Prescription Records Will Be Shielded From The Public

Tiger Woods’s Prescription Records Will Be Shielded From The Public

Tiger Woods, the most dominant golfer of his era, will have to submit his prescription drug records to law enforcement as part of the investigation into his March 27 traffic crash, a judge ruled Tuesday. But those records will not be made public under the state's legendarily broad public-records law after Martin County Judge Darren Steele ordered that the documents be made available to just select people connected to the court case.

Records generated during the process of gathering evidence for a trial, known in court as discovery, generally become public record in Florida once they are turned over to a defendant.

Woods was arrested in March in Jupiter Island, Fla., where he has a home, and was charged with driving under the influence and refusing to submit to a drug test after his black Land Rover clipped the back of a pickup truck and rolled over on its side.

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• Drew Magary

Steelers, Longing For A Quiet Death, Willing To Wait For Aaron Rodgers

Steelers, Longing For A Quiet Death, Willing To Wait For Aaron Rodgers
The Pittsburgh Steelers, eager to cast off whatever traces of cultural relevance they once had, announced on Wednesday that they were willing to wait for quarterback Aaron Rodgers to help ease them into a quiet, lonely death. “I’m optimistic we can get a deal wrapped someti...

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• Barry Petchesky

The Giants Will No Longer Be Pummeling Each Other With Their Crotches

The Giants Will No Longer Be Pummeling Each Other With Their Crotches
Outfielders have a lot of time on their hands to be alone with their thoughts. The San Francisco Giants don't win a lot of baseball games. Put those two things together and you get magic. Erotic magic. The history of the outfield post-win celebration is short but storied. W...

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• Chris Thompson

Brandon Clarke Found Dead In California

Brandon Clarke Found Dead In California
Brandon Clarke has died. Paramedics reportedly responded to an emergency call from a home in the San Fernando Valley around dinner time Monday, and declared Clarke dead at the scene. He was 29 years old, and a seven-year NBA veteran who'd played his entire professional caree...

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• Patrick Redford

Victor Wembanyama Must Be Seen To Be Believed

Victor Wembanyama Must Be Seen To Be Believed
On Tuesday night, two days after getting ejected for elbow crimes, Victor Wembanyama played in his first true must-win playoff game. Facing that pressure for the first time in his charmed career, how would he respond? Glance at the box score of Game 5 between his San Antoni...

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• Drew Magary

Fuck Touchscreens

Fuck Touchscreens

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we're talking bunk beds, working from home, good moms, undershirts, and more.

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• Israel Daramola

Lane Kiffin’s Decision To Abandon Ole Miss Was Actually Smart And Good, According To Lane Kiffin

Lane Kiffin’s Decision To Abandon Ole Miss Was Actually Smart And Good, According To Lane Kiffin
After burning down an entire state's worth of bridges with his incredibly messy exit from Ole Miss, Lane Kiffin is now the head coach at LSU. The controversy surrounding his departure from Oxford did the impossible, making Kiffin's name even more infamous than it already was...

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• Patrick Redford

Heaven Help Us, The Thunder Have Yet Another Dude

Heaven Help Us, The Thunder Have Yet Another Dude
With the score tied halfway through the fourth quarter of Monday night's Game 4 between the Oklahoma City Thunder and Los Angeles Lakers, OKC's Ajay Mitchell sized up Marcus Smart in the left corner. The shot clock was rapidly draining and his teammates were all watched over...

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• Sabrina Imbler

What Are You Doing In There, Fish?

What Are You Doing In There, Fish?
Remoras evolved to be clingy. The suction cup on their foreheads allows them to attach to larger animals like fridge magnets. Remoras hitch free rides on creatures of their choosing: sharks, rays, whales, dugongs, turtles, even parrotfish. But it has been traditionally assum...

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• Kate Dries

The Devil Wears Prada, Too

The Devil Wears Prada, Too
It’s almost quaint to read now, but author Lauren Weisberger spent the majority of her 2003 press tour for the release of The Devil Wears Prada trying to distance it from its obvious source material. “So much of the book is composed of stories from my friends,” she told Publ...

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• Leander Schaerlaeckens

When Team USA Needed To Get World Cup Ready, It Needed Boraball

When Team USA Needed To Get World Cup Ready, It Needed Boraball
The following is excerpted from The Long Game by Leander Schaerlaeckens, to be published on May 12, 2026 by Viking. It is available for purchase now. Velibor Milutinović, or Bora to both friend and foe, was born in Yugoslavia and orphaned by World War II. After a childhoo...

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• Maitreyi Anantharaman

Cameron Brink Is All Tangled Up

Cameron Brink Is All Tangled Up
Cameron Brink came back to a very different team than the one she left in June of 2024, when she tore the ACL in her left knee in a game against the Connecticut Sun. That year's Los Angeles Sparks were firmly rebuilding—or, as veteran guard Lexie Brown described th...

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• Patrick Redford

The Father Who Stepped Back, With Tom Krell

The Father Who Stepped Back, With Tom Krell

NBR hall of famer Tom Krell, who claimed to have reached basketball nirvana when he joined the show for the playoff mega-preview with Tom Ley one month ago, is back for another appearance on the show this week. He briefly had that state tested when his Denver Nuggets went out like chumps, but he recovered enough to put in another all-time performance.

Topics include: Christian Braun's facial hair, Anthony Edwards's heroism, fatherhood and the pursuit of romantic love vis-á-vis the two previous topics, the Mormonization of American culture, Adorno vs. Kierkegaard (in a basketball context), Darryn Peterson's apparent over-fondness for creatine, and so much more. Tom also shared a demo of a song he's working on under his stage name How To Dress Well that involves flipping a sample of Bones Hyland singing in his car on Instagram. This one's a banger.

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• Ben Dowsett

Can The Jumper Be Hacked? Inside Basketball’s Next Arms Race

Can The Jumper Be Hacked? Inside Basketball’s Next Arms Race
In the summer of 2024, during the WNBA’s Olympic break, several Atlanta Dream players who weren’t competing in Paris had gathered for a midseason training camp of sorts. Anyone watching would have seen what looked like a typical 3-on-3 scrimmage. In reality, it was anything ...

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• Kathryn Xu

“Big Dumper” Now Apt For More Depressing Reason

“Big Dumper” Now Apt For More Depressing Reason
The sophomore slump is real, in the sense that rookies who have great seasons are rarely able to live up to such lofty expectations the following year, and fake, in the sense that it is hardly a phenomenon limited to rookies and sophomores. Rather, the sophomore slump is a m...

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• Chris Thompson

Bum-Ass Franchise Wins Last-Ditch Pot Of Gold After Years Of Self-Exile

Bum-Ass Franchise Wins Last-Ditch Pot Of Gold After Years Of Self-Exile
The Washington Wizards won the 2026 NBA Draft Lottery and were awarded the first overall selection in the upcoming player draft, scheduled for June 23. They will have their choice of the handful of top amateur prospects in the sport, from what is considered a particularly st...

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• Lauren Theisen

The Montreal Crowd Claimed A Victory

The Montreal Crowd Claimed A Victory
The Buffalo Sabres were a great road team this year. Only the Avalanche won more games away from home, and in the first round of the playoffs the Sabres took all three games they played in Boston by a combined score of 13-3. But Montreal, as the city proved in Game 3 of its ...

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• Mason Westfall

The Claude Delusion

The Claude Delusion
If you asked philosophers what the most mysterious thing about the mind is, most of them would say: consciousness. It's just a really weird thing. An exhaustive physical description of a brain state doesn't obviously tell us anything about why that state would be associated ...

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• Maitreyi Anantharaman

The Crossword, May 11: She’s A Rainbow

The Crossword, May 11: She’s A Rainbow

Set the tone for your week and solve our Monday crossword. This week's puzzle was constructed by Kelsey Dixon, and edited by Hoang-Kim Vu. Kelsey is a southerner by birth, a Mariah Carey fan by choice, and a Chicagoan by the grace of god. When she's not busy working as the crossword editor for the Atlantic, she can be found investigating the Edmonton Oilers polycule or breaking single-use kitchen gadgets.

Defector crosswords, launched in partnership with our friends at AVCX, run every Monday. If you’re interested in submitting a puzzle to us, you can read our guidelines HERE.

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• Giri Nathan

Longtime NBA Photographer Nathaniel S. Butler Explains How He Sees Basketball

Longtime NBA Photographer Nathaniel S. Butler Explains How He Sees Basketball
The Defector basketball chat was captivated by a sequence of artfully stage-lit photos in Game 1 of the Knicks-Sixers playoff series at Madison Square Garden. They were the work of Nathaniel S. Butler, senior official photographer for the NBA. Butler has shot the league from...

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• Ray Ratto

Philadelphia Continues To Innovate In The Field Of Losing

Philadelphia Continues To Innovate In The Field Of Losing
The (in)famous Defector Philly Bureau has been oddly silent on this bit of newsy detritus, which is not normally like it. Maybe it was just the giddiness of watching the Phillies beat the Colorado Rockies and extend their run of watchable baseball to two full weeks, or maybe...

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• Ray Ratto

Steve Kerr Hasn’t Had Enough Just Yet

Steve Kerr Hasn’t Had Enough Just Yet
It should not have taken a month and change for the Golden State Warriors to figure out what they wanted to do with head coach Steve Kerr, nor should it have taken that long for Kerr to figure out what to do with them. If management wanted to punish their Hall of Fame-bound ...

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• Tom Ley

The Timberwolves Were Elbowed And Kicked Back Into The Series

The Timberwolves Were Elbowed And Kicked Back Into The Series

What makes for a memorable NBA postseason? High-level basketball is necessary, as are a few Game 7s, plenty of drama, and maybe an upset or two. But a truly entertaining playoff run also requires a dose of the bizarre. The Timberwolves and Spurs fulfilled the brief during Minnesota's 114–109 victory Sunday in Game 4.

You want bizarre? How about Victor Wembanyama, never one to display much more emotion on the court than a serene intensity, briefly channeling his inner Artest and attempting to decapitate Naz Reid with a high-velocity elbow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-t2I6z16xI

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• Kelsey McKinney

Jeff Probst Is Ruining ‘Survivor 50’

Jeff Probst Is Ruining ‘Survivor 50’
There is nothing that sucks the life out of a good time like someone self-consciously asking whether you are having fun. Maybe a moment ago, you were having fun, but now, faced with their anxiety (or worse, their reassurance that certainly you are having a good time, maybe e...

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• Brandy Jensen

Finally, An Austen-ish Adaptation Worth Watching

Finally, An Austen-ish Adaptation Worth Watching
Mary Bennet, middle of five, has few virtues to recommend her. Unlike her eldest sister, Jane, she is not beautiful. Nor is she witty, like second-eldest Elizabeth. Her younger sister, Kitty, may be frivolous but at least she is good-humored and has a fun nickname. Youngest ...

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• Kelsey McKinney

Pastor Clarifies That Giant, Shiny Trump Statue Worshippers Love Is NOT An Idol

Pastor Clarifies That Giant, Shiny Trump Statue Worshippers Love Is NOT An Idol
Pastor Mark Burns, the president's informal "spiritual advisor," wants to make one thing very clear about the extremely tall gold statue of Donald Trump that was officially dedicated last week in Doral, Miami. "Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord ...

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• Owen Lewis

Fabio Wardley Was Too Brave For His Own Good

Fabio Wardley Was Too Brave For His Own Good
When the bell rang to signal the 10th round of the Fabio Wardley-Daniel Dubois heavyweight fight for the WBO world title, a bloodied Wardley rose from his stool and walked off-balance to center ring, as if taking his first steps. The night began well for him: He fired an ove...

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• David Roth

You Are Hereby Invited To Join The Universal Baseball Association, Prop. J. Henry Waugh

You Are Hereby Invited To Join The Universal Baseball Association, Prop. J. Henry Waugh
There was a time, during a personal zenith of certitude and obnoxiousness that fits perfectly over my last years of college, when I was sure I knew what a real novel was, and what it was for. As I understood it from the books that I read and read reviews of, novels were abou...

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• Maitreyi Anantharaman

Role Players, Ring Chasers, And A Shadow GM: Your Guide To The 2026 WNBA Season

Role Players, Ring Chasers, And A Shadow GM: Your Guide To The 2026 WNBA Season

The WNBA season begins tonight. Rather than preview each team, I've decided to look at some storylines I’ll be following through some of the league's best characters. This has nothing to do with the fact that I only came back from book leave on Thursday and didn't have a lot of time to write a preview. In fact, working on a book has merely pushed me to consider alternative narrative dimensions and explore new modes of storytelling, such as this.


Napheesa Collier Looms Large

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• Patrick Redford

James Harden Is Powering Down

James Harden Is Powering Down
To watch the Detroit Pistons is to marvel at the highest level of team defense being played anywhere in the NBA. The mental strain they induce in opponents is remarkable, as offenses will cycle trough primary, secondary, and tertiary options with increasing mania, unable to ...