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• Tom Ley

FIFA Will No Longer Allow Fans To Bring Water Into World Cup Stadiums

FIFA Will No Longer Allow Fans To Bring Water Into World Cup Stadiums
Attending a major sporting event can be exhausting, expensive, and demeaning. But there has always been at least one game-day opportunity that can provide a little bit of satisfaction: the ability to buy an ice-cold bottle of water from a guy with a cooler in the parking lot...

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• Chris Thompson

Jalen Brunson Finished Off A Karl-Anthony Towns Master Class

Jalen Brunson Finished Off A Karl-Anthony Towns Master Class
That photo up there is of Jalen Brunson, who hit some huge shots down the stretch of Game 1 of the NBA Finals, led all players on both sides in scoring, and was talked up by his head coach as the hero of a game the underdog Knicks won, 105–95. "He did what MVP candidates are...

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• Maitreyi Anantharaman

Indiana Fever Revoke Beat Writer’s Press Credentials Over Caitlin Clark Injury Report

Indiana Fever Revoke Beat Writer’s Press Credentials Over Caitlin Clark Injury Report
The Indiana Fever have revoked media credentials from longtime Indiana basketball reporter Scott Agness, he said Tuesday in a post on his website Fieldhouse Files. The team's public relations staff told him the decision was due to "the spread of inaccurate and unsubstan...

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• Sarah Borus

Jo Adell Traverses The Entirety Of The Fielding Experience

Jo Adell Traverses The Entirety Of The Fielding Experience
Two months ago, Angel in the outfield Jo Adell robbed three home runs in a single game, in what I'm sure will stand up as the best defensive performance of the season. Last night, he made an error that forced me to question if those incredible catches were all just a dream. ...

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• Owen Lewis

Marta Kostyuk Will Not Break

Marta Kostyuk Will Not Break
The morning of her first round-match at Roland-Garros, Marta Kostyuk learned that a Russian missile attack had killed four people in her native Kyiv, Ukraine, dangerously near her parents' house. "Most of the morning I felt sick …if it was 100 metres closer, I probably would...

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• Luis Paez-Pumar

Croatia Is Ready To Keep The Good Times Rolling

Croatia Is Ready To Keep The Good Times Rolling
The most successful side of the last two World Cups is France. That's a title that winning the tournament and coming oh-so-close to repeating earns you. But which is the second most successful side? If you picked Argentina, the other winner, I wouldn't push back too hard, es...

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• Giri Nathan

Aryna Sabalenka Turns In A Textbook Meltdown At The French Open

Aryna Sabalenka Turns In A Textbook Meltdown At The French Open
Both No. 1 seeds in men's and women's singles have now exited Roland-Garros after running the scoreboard right up to the threshold of victory and then suffering bizarre, ignominious collapse. A week after Jannik Sinner seized up, it was Aryna Sabalenka's turn to cave in. Sa...

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• Dave McKenna

How Do You Deal With A Kid Who Wants To Quit Their Job?

How Do You Deal With A Kid Who Wants To Quit Their Job?

Welcome back to Minor Dilemmas, where a member of Defector's Parents Council will answer your questions on surviving family life. Have a question? Email us at minordilemmas@defector.com.

This week, Dave answers a question about how to know when to let your kid quit an activity.

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• Billy Haisley

Mexico Can’t Let This Chance Slip By

Mexico Can’t Let This Chance Slip By

It's almost time for the World Cup. Before the tournament, we'll be previewing each of the top 15 teams by FIFA rankings that made the tournament. Why the top 15? Because that's how many we needed to do in order for the USMNT to make the cut. You can read all of our previews here.


Soccer may be a fickle game, but on the whole it does a good job of putting things in their rightful place. In that sense, there's maybe no team in the world to whom soccer has been more consistently, maddeningly fair than Mexico.

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• Tom Ley

Punk-Ass Loser Nick Bilton Fires Scott Pelley For Daring To Ask Him Questions

Punk-Ass Loser Nick Bilton Fires Scott Pelley For Daring To Ask Him Questions
Unremarkable dweeb Nick Bilton has been the executive producer of 60 Minutes for less than a week, and he has already written his name into the history books as one of the media industry's most pathetic bosses. Bilton's week started with him getting colossally owned during ...

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• Kelsey McKinney

I Finally Understand Why I’m Obsessed With ‘Love Island’

I Finally Understand Why I’m Obsessed With ‘Love Island’
I call them my dummies, the people who I watch on my big screen in the evenings as a way to calm my nervous system. It's not necessarily that my dummies are stupid, but anyone who agrees to go on a reality television show has to have enough optimism in their body to drown ou...

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• Tom Ley

Atlantic Writer’s Son Offers Bold Advice To Democrats: Pretend To Be A Sports Moron

Atlantic Writer’s Son Offers Bold Advice To Democrats: Pretend To Be A Sports Moron
Are you ready to receive a powerful piece of information? OK, here it comes: Politicians can increase their chances of getting elected to office if they are seen as down-to-earth and relatable by their constituents. This novel observation, unearthed for the first time this ...

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• Barry Petchesky

Vegas Squeezed The Canes And Got The Juice

Vegas Squeezed The Canes And Got The Juice
You can say a lot of complimentary things about these Carolina Hurricanes. And I will! They are relentless, squeezing the life out of their Eastern Conference opponents by outskating them to every puck and outworking them on every battle. They are rested, having gone 12-1 on...

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• Drew Magary

There Are More Brendan Sorsbys To Come

There Are More Brendan Sorsbys To Come

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we're talking gambling, World Cup loyalties, griddles, window seat etiquette, and more.

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• Patrick Redford

Jonas Vingegaard Rides Free

Jonas Vingegaard Rides Free
By racing the Giro d'Italia, Jonas Vingegaard chose to court the most pressure possible. Not only would he face the unrelenting scrutiny of being the sole favorite for the race, whatever he did would be judged against his archrival Tadej Pogacar's authoritative 2024 Giro. If...

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• Luis Paez-Pumar

Colombia’s Almost Too Old For This Shit

Colombia’s Almost Too Old For This Shit
It's almost time for the World Cup. Before the tournament, we'll be previewing each of the top 15 teams by FIFA rankings that made the tournament. Why the top 15? Because that's how many we needed to do in order for the USMNT to make the cut. You can read all of our pre...

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• Patrick Redford

One Must Imagine Sisyphus Dunking, With Hanif Abdurraqib

One Must Imagine Sisyphus Dunking, With Hanif Abdurraqib

The great Hanif Abdurraqib joined us this week on Nothing But Respect. You are probably familiar with Abdurraqib's work as a poet, author, journalist, and subject of a Giri Nathan profile, which was timed to the release of Abdurraqib's 2024 book, There's Always This Year: On Basketball and Ascension.

We talked a bit about the book, a good amount about his beloved Minnesota Timberwolves, and a lot about the forthcoming NBA Finals between the Knicks and Spurs. I also asked Abdurraqib to give us his own scouting report, which he generously provided. This was a fun one!

https://art19.com/shows/nothing-but-respect/episodes/3f32c963-2f70-4be5-9a6d-fa95bcb693ce

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• Ray Ratto

There’s No Such Thing As An Inevitable Team In The NBA

There’s No Such Thing As An Inevitable Team In The NBA
Hoopheads across the nation begin their annual vigil Wednesday in anticipation of receiving the thing they most crave in all the world—a new team to admire, love, fear, and hate simultaneously. And you can't really blame them for their baffled antipathies. Their favorite spo...

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• Sarah Borus

It’s Nice To Meet You. ‘The Patty Duke Show’ Has Fundamentally Changed Me As A Person

It’s Nice To Meet You. ‘The Patty Duke Show’ Has Fundamentally Changed Me As A Person

I begin this internship having recently clawed my way back into society after escaping the grips of the common cold. The last week has been packed with a variety of riveting activities that range from staring up at my ceiling to staring straight ahead at my wall, broken up by the occasional times I dragged…

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• Sohini Desai

A Non-Exhaustive List Of Things That Happened To Me Last Week 

A Non-Exhaustive List Of Things That Happened To Me Last Week 

I wanted to spend the week before I started at Defector relaxing, reclined and pensive while reading books and watching movies that would inspire brilliant blogs I could pitch to Lauren and Brandy. I was in Southern California, where I grew up, visiting my parents before going to a wedding.   Relaxation is not what came…

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• Sabrina Imbler

Let Birds Masturbate

Let Birds Masturbate
No matter what brought you here—if you live with or without birds, if you have lain awake at night pondering the problem of your parrot's predilection for wanking it in the wee hours, or if you have no clue that or how a bird might whack off in the first place—I am here to t...

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• Patrick Redford

Beam Team’s Esteemed Dreams Once Deemed Reamed, Now Redeemed With New Regimes

Beam Team’s Esteemed Dreams Once Deemed Reamed, Now Redeemed With New Regimes
Three years after making the playoffs together and contesting a beautiful, ultimately futile first-round series against the defending champs, Mike Brown and De'Aaron Fox are going to the NBA Finals. All they had to do was flee Sacramento. As the San Antonio Spurs and New Yo...

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• Lauren Theisen

How Did A C-Tier WWE Guy From Germany Become One Of The Most Popular Luchadores In Mexico?

How Did A C-Tier WWE Guy From Germany Become One Of The Most Popular Luchadores In Mexico?
The crowd at Arena Monterrey belted "Cielito Lindo," and the mariachi band played the hero to the ring. The match was mask vs. mask, each luchador putting their identity on the line, and the fans were unanimous in their loyalty. They gave him more love than you'll see for an...

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• Drew Magary

What The Fuck Are The Rams Doing?

What The Fuck Are The Rams Doing?
The Rams just traded for Cleveland Browns superstar pass rusher Myles Garrett. But before you ooh and ahh at the prospect of the NFL’s reigning Defensive Player of the Year joining Sean McVay’s superteam-in-waiting, you should probably consider what Los Angeles gave up to ac...

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• Tom Ley

Senegal’s Bringing A Good Team And Some Nasty Vibes To The World Cup

Senegal’s Bringing A Good Team And Some Nasty Vibes To The World Cup

It's almost time for the World Cup. Before the tournament, we'll be previewing each of the top 15 teams by FIFA rankings that made the tournament. Why the top 15? Because that's how many we needed to do in order for the USMNT to make the cut. You can read all of our previews here.


The World Cup is too big and important to require its participants to seek any extra sources of motivation. You don't step onto the field of the planet's biggest sporting event with desires as petty as "proving the haters wrong" filling your head, because no hater can exceed the meaning of a World Cup. But if there is one team coming into this year's tournament that might be able to find some extra motivation elsewhere, it's Senegal.

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• Giri Nathan

Joao Fonseca Has Created More Chaos At The French Open

Joao Fonseca Has Created More Chaos At The French Open
Three drop shots, three aces—that's a sequence that I'll never forget. Nineteen-year-old Joao Fonseca wrapped up his upset of Novak Djokovic in scandalous style. Friday's third-round match at Roland-Garros had the gravity of a classic final: the shot-making, the comeback fro...

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• Tom Ley

Boring Dunce Nick Bilton Hounded Out Of First Meeting With ’60 Minutes’ Staffers

Boring Dunce Nick Bilton Hounded Out Of First Meeting With ’60 Minutes’ Staffers
Nick Bilton, the dumb, dull, and severely underqualified former tech journalist who is now running 60 Minutes at the behest of Bari Weiss had his first meeting with his new colleagues today. It ended with him more or less being chased out of the room. You can tell a lot abo...

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• Israel Daramola

RIP To ‘Euphoria,’ HBO’s Dumbest Show

RIP To ‘Euphoria,’ HBO’s Dumbest Show
Going into the third season of Euphoria, the much-delayed, much-discussed, maybe final season of the hit HBO series, a friend roped me into catching up on the show's first two seasons. I had avoided the show during its initial run and the peak of its hype machine, mainly bec...

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• Alex Sujong Laughlin

‘Try Hard’ Is Back, Now In Video Form

‘Try Hard’ Is Back, Now In Video Form
In my early twenties, a huge part of my job was to convince older journalists in my newsroom to use social media. This is the kind of job that only a young person could have, not just because of my total facility with the social media apps I was proselytizing, but also becau...

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• Patrick Redford

The USMNT Is Still Stuck In The Middle

The USMNT Is Still Stuck In The Middle

It's almost time for the World Cup. Before the tournament, we'll be previewing each of the top 15 teams by FIFA rankings that made the tournament. Why the top 15? Because that's how many we needed to do in order for the USMNT to make the cut.


The story of the past decade of American soccer has been the eastward migration of the nation's best young players out of MLS purgatory and into the best teams and developmental academies in the world. That story is supposed to have a happy ending for the national team, or at least some positive plot developments. So far it has not, though the Jürgen Klinsmann prophecy has yet to be really tested. That's what's at stake in this 2026 World Cup: a resolution. One moment, one goal, one game goes your way, and everything is different. This is the competition that matters.